The Illegal Maple Syrup Trade

The Illegal Maple Syrup Trade is basically Americans trying to get on of the only good thing exported from Canada- Maple Syrup. One thing you can not doubt is the greatness of Canadian maple syrup. For ages people have tried to replicate the great Canadian maple, Virginian maple syrup, Michigan maple syrup, and even Wisconsin maple syrup- it’s just not the same. Me, I have my Canadian getting me my daily serving of maple syrup. I highly recommend you take part in this trade. P.S it is not illegal.

Expository: Why I hate Monday

“BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!” Oh great… Oh no… No! No! No! It can’t be monday again, the worst day in existence.

For instance Monday is annoying, because you are tired-drowsy even from staying up late and being at activities. For example you may of had a huge project that you spent the whole weekend on and yet, you forgot it due to tiredness. Monday can be Rough!

Regardless of all of this, Teacher still pack the homework on your day back from a two-day long vacation. Tiredness combined with homework go hand in hand on the “PAAAIIIIINNNNNN TRRRAAAIIIIINNNNN!” For example one hour of alert homework is equivalent to three hour of tired-sleepy homework.

Honestly, Monday has no one given thing that make it terrible- it’s just a combo of every bad thing combined. Whether it’s the tired-homework combo, or the classic forgot-your-homework and your mind can’t come up with a excuse combo, or anything else. Mondays can also not be eliminated because you know what comes in the next seven day-well-“Beep! Beep! Beep!”

Sharknado 2, The Aftershark

Filming has just begun for Sharknado 2, The Aftershark. This time it is staged in New York, and is just as low budget as the first one. Its coming out this summer and I highly recommend you watch it. Sharknado might not have good stage direction, effects, playwright, or even good actors but, where else are you gonna find a TORNADO OF SHARKS!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway looking forward to it and hope you are too.